Morning tea conversation

Mom: I think I converted to Catholicism last night

Me: Really?

Mom: My substitute night nurse helped me pray to several nuns

Me: You mean saints?

Mom: Whatever.

Me: How did you feel about it?

Mom: Kinda weird, but my nurse was really happy.

Me: Sounds like your bases are covered.

Mom: Yeah, I think so.

Me: Want another piece of Almond Roca?

Mom: Please