Next stop

Mom: I think I'm going to hell.

Me: <spitting out my food>Why?!?

Mom: I just told a lie.

Me: What did you say?

Mom: I told [your] dad that my nurse came today.

Me: I think you just got confused right?

<long pause>

Mom: Maybe.

<long pause>

Me: It's hard to keep all the days and visits straight.

Mom: I don't know why I told him that.

<long pause>

Me: Mama, you can still let go when you're ready.

Mom: Okay.